My friend and I play footsie in class sometimes and he sent me this when I was sitting right next to him.

My friend and I play footsie in class sometimes and he sent me this when I was sitting right next to him.

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

stargates:

this was so wild i dont even know what to say

a tiny roomba that brushes your teeth when you’ve started to fall asleep and don’t want to get out of bed

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

wifibox:

highlight of my day

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sarahgriswald:

*panties off already*

holook:

bye

holook:

bye

merde-alorss:

arianapequeno:

Wedding time 😎

AHHHHHHH

😎

merde-alorss:

arianapequeno:

Wedding time 😎

AHHHHHHH

😎

What a stressful yet fun weekend

What a stressful yet fun weekend